The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
