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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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