I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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