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just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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