You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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