Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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