the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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