Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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