dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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