it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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