Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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