Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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