Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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