we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
God I need to hump something, right now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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