i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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