Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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