I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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