she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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