Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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