my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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