guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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