Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Someone came in the potted fern
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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