so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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