If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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