what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
