I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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