fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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