fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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