yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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