Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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