FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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