I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think your dad took our porno
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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