Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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