And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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