I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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