maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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