we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
