WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
