6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
