I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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