8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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