Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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