I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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