He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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