i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Bring me that man meat
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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