Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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