talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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