Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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