I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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