i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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