if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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