naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just found a bag of teeth...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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