Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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