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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.

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(404): View more from Georgia

we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

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(703): View more from Virginia

threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.

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(303): View more from Colorado

mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day

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(775): View more from Nevada

all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.

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(469): View more from Texas

I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.

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(305): View more from Florida

Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!

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